How to take leave from office.............

A guy urgently needed a few days off work, but he knew the Boss would not
allow me totake a leave.

He thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So, I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funnynoises.

My co-worker asked him what he was doing..?

He told her that he was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think he was "CRAZY" and give him a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked him, "What are you doing?"

He told him he was a light bulb.

He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple ofdays."

He jumped down and walked out of the office.

When his co-worker followed him, the Boss asked her, "And where do you think you're going?"

. . . . . . . . . . . . .

She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark." :p